The Scent of an Old Woman

A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel’s elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, “Georgio, 0 an ounce.”

On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, “Chanel, 0 an ounce.”

The old lady’s floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, “Broccoli, 49 cents a pound.”



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