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Sunday, November 15th, 2009

Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,”
little Timothy wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”

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Friday, November 6th, 2009

A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He answered, “Call for backup.”

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Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

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Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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