Read this humor about parents, children, fathers, mothers, raising kids, giving birth to babies, teaching the young, and much more.
Things Mom Would Never Say
Read this humor about parents, children, fathers, mothers, raising kids, giving birth to babies, teaching the young, and much more.
Things Mom Would Never Say
Imitation
A boy comes home and finds his mother nud e lay on the bed pleasuring herself. She’s screaming: “O god, I need a man. I need a man!” Everyday for the next week he finds her doing the same thing.
Exactly a week later, when he gets home he sees his happy mother in the bedroom with a man.
Later the same day the mother passes by boy’s room and sees him lying nud e on the bed pleasuring himself. He’s screaming: “O god, I need a bike. I need a bike!”
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back
together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly
mother.