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		<title>Funny jokes, Doctor Patient jokes &#8211; Who wants to live forever?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 08:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
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Who wants to live forever?
A Doctor asks his patient, “Do you like to drink, smoke, and play around with women?”
“Yes,&#8221; replies the patient.
“You should abstain.” Says the Doc. “And do you like eat steak chips?”
“Yes,” says the patient.
“You should cut back and only do it with moderation,” says the doc.
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		<title>Funny Joke Of The Day &#8211; Problem Solved</title>
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Problem Solved?
A carpet installer was laying new living room carpeting in a large mansion. After laboriously pulling, stretching, and tacking the carpet, he finally finished, and gratefully sat back to enjoy a cigarette.
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		<title>Funny Golf Jokes, Golfer Jokes &#8211; Doctor, Priest And Lawyer</title>
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A priest, a doctor and a lawyer are stuck behind a particularly slow groups of golfers. After three holes, they complain to the club secretary.
&#8220;Sorry, chaps, that&#8217;s a group of blind firemen,&#8221; he explains, &#8220;they lost their sight saving our clubhouse from burning down last year, so we let them play here for free any [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short funny jokes-Laundry</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
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How do men sort their laundry?&#8220;Filthy&#8221; and &#8220;Filthy but Wearable.&#8221;

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		<title>Really funny jokes-Secret to a long life</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
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A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said,&#8220;You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you&#8217;ll live to a nice ripe old age.&#8221;So the young lad did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.When he died, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Naughty jokes-Hasidic family</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
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A good Hasidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. They call a shadchen (match-maker) and ask her to find their son a good wife.
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The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and took him home in the patrol car.&#8220;Are you sure this is your house?&#8221; the cop asked as they drove into a rather fashionable neighborhood.&#8220;Shertainly! &#8221; said the drunk, &#8220;and if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny jokes-Optician</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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Waiting for my glasses to be repaired, I heard the optician trying to convince a customer she needed a stronger prescription.&#8220;I&#8217;m fine with what I have,&#8221; she insisted.&#8220;Okay,&#8221; he challenged, &#8220;what does it say on the store window across the street?&#8221;&#8220;&#8216;30% to 40% off all merchandise&#8217; &#8220;&#8220;That&#8217;s incredible.&#8221;&#8220;Not really,&#8221; she said. &#8220;I never miss a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Parenting Jokes, Parent Jokes &#8211; Mom would never say</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
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Read this  humor about parents, children, fathers, mothers, raising kids, giving birth to babies, teaching the young, and much more.
Things Mom Would Never Say
1. &#8220;How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?&#8221;
2. &#8220;Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too&#8221;
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		<title>Naughty jokes-Fetish for big women</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:22:22 +0000</pubDate>
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A man with a fetish for very large women walks into a brothel. When asked what he wants, he says &#8216;I want a really large woman &#8211; as big as possible.&#8217;He is shown this enormous woman, but he shakes his head &#8211; &#8216;nope, not fat enough. Get someone bigger than that.&#8217;He is shown another, even [...]]]></description>
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