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Posts Tagged ‘Joke Of The Day’
Funny turkey jokes on Thanksgiving – 6 legged turkey
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009Funny religious jokes – A faithful woman
Sunday, October 11th, 2009A very faithful woman
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!”
Funny Joke Of The Day – Problem Solved
Sunday, October 4th, 2009Problem Solved?
A carpet installer was laying new living room carpeting in a large mansion. After laboriously pulling, stretching, and tacking the carpet, he finally finished, and gratefully sat back to enjoy a cigarette.
Falling Sign
Friday, October 2nd, 2009One day, a man walks into a whorehouse and says, ”Give me your most dangerous whore.”
The clerk says, ”She’s in room 3A.”
The man goes to room 3A and sees a woman with a black leather suit, whips and chains. The whore says she wants to have sex on the peak of the roof. The man quickly agrees. They go to the roof and go at it for a while, and then they both fall off the roof, still ”together.” They land on the sidewalk and die.
A drunk man walks by, sees them together, and walks into the whorehouse. The desk clerk says, ”Hey! I thought I told you never to come back here again! Get out, now!”
To this, the drunk replies, ”I just came in here to tell you that your sign fell down.”
Condom
Friday, October 2nd, 2009Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me I’m going in.
Redneck Thief
Thursday, October 1st, 2009Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something?
A: “Six-finger discount!”
Corduroy Condom
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009Q. What do you get with a corduroy condom?
A. A groovy kind of love.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Falling Over
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
Horse Fall
Monday, September 28th, 2009Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!
Very Funny Jokes – Make way for fools
Sunday, September 27th, 2009Make way for fools
A professor is walking along a very narrow street when he comes face to face with a
rival. The street is too narrow for two people to pass. The rival pulls himself up to his
full height, says sarcastically, “I never make way for fools!”
Smiling, the professor steps and says, “O, I always do!”
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