Posts Tagged ‘husband wife jokes’

Funny wife jokes, millionaire jokes, billionaire jokes

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Funny couple jokes, funny husband wife jokes, funny jokes : Relatives

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Relatives
A married couple have been driving in the country without speaking for half an hour, an earlier argument having led to the frosty atmosphere.
As they pass a field full of pigs, the husband sarcastically asks, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replies, “In-laws.”