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love jokes bad luck

Sunday, December 13th, 2009

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?”
“What dear?” She asked gently.
“I think you bring me bad luck.”

Funny wife jokes, millionaire jokes, billionaire jokes

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Funny couple jokes, funny husband wife jokes, funny jokes : Relatives

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Relatives
A married couple have been driving in the country without speaking for half an hour, an earlier argument having led to the frosty atmosphere.
As they pass a field full of pigs, the prank.com/category/husband-wife-jokes”title=”Husband wife jokes” >husband sarcastically asks, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replies, “In-laws.”