A MUG OF BEER
An insect falls into a mug of beer…
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Posts Tagged ‘Humor’
Funny jokes, Doctor Patient jokes – Who wants to live forever?
Sunday, October 11th, 2009
Who wants to live forever?
A Doctor asks his patient, “Do you like to drink, smoke, and play around with women?”
“Yes,” replies the patient.
“You should abstain.” Says the Doc. “And do you like eat steak chips?”
“Yes,” says the patient.
“You should cut back and only do it with moderation,” says the doc.
“If I do all that will I live longer?” asks the patient.
“Nope,” replies the doc “but it’ll seem a lot longer.”
Japanese jokes, Very Funny Jokes – Made In Japan
Monday, October 5th, 2009Made in Japan
A Japanese tourist hails a taxi at Heathrow Airport London and asks to be taken across London to the city.
On the way the tourist sees a Toyota car and shouts, “Oh! TOYOTA! Made in Japan. Very fast.”
Next he sees a Nissan car and shouts, “Oh! NISSAN! Made in Japan. Very fast.”
Next he sees a Mitsubishi car and shouts, “Oh! MITSUBISHI! Made in Japan. Very fast.”
Well the London cap driver is getting a little miffed that so many Japanese made cars are passing his 100% British London cab. So he finally gets to the city stops, he’s feeling glad that he’ll soon be seeing the back of the guy. He points at the meter and says, “That’ll be 100 pounds please mate.”
“100 pounds, but it was a very short a ride! Why so much?”
“Taxi Meter,” says the cabby, “Made in Japan. Very fast!”
Funny Joke Of The Day – Problem Solved
Sunday, October 4th, 2009Problem Solved?
A carpet installer was laying new living room carpeting in a large mansion. After laboriously pulling, stretching, and tacking the carpet, he finally finished, and gratefully sat back to enjoy a cigarette.
Funny Parenting Jokes, Parent Jokes – Mom would never say
Thursday, September 24th, 2009Funny farmer jokes – Horse pulls the car
Sunday, September 20th, 2009Horse pulls the car
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.
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