Q: Why did God create economists?
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.
Posts Tagged ‘hilarious jokes’
hilarious jokes, Economists
Monday, March 1st, 2010funny jokes, A slow day
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010The Queen of England was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by f*rted so loudly it couldn’t be ignored.
Hilarious jokes, very funny jokes, Things you wouldn’t know without Movies!
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
funny jokes, funny aviation jokes
Saturday, February 13th, 2010A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops
down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.
The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he’s afraid to wake
the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can’t
climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big
guy, trying to decide what to do.
Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of
nausea passes through the little guy. He can’t hold it in any longer and
he pukes all over the big guy’s chest.
funny jokes on globe, funny globalization jokes, Globalization!
Saturday, January 30th, 2010Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates’s technology, and you’re probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
That, my friends, is Globalization!!
funny husband wife jokes, funny jokes, Selling the Wife
Monday, December 14th, 2009A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.
Hilarious office jokes – Office manager
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009Office Manager
An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk, totally stressed out.
Hilarious short jokes-Mr. Softy
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
Funny Joke Of The Day – Problem Solved
Sunday, October 4th, 2009Problem Solved?
A carpet installer was laying new living room carpeting in a large mansion. After laboriously pulling, stretching, and tacking the carpet, he finally finished, and gratefully sat back to enjoy a cigarette.
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