Stockbroker at I.R.S.
The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He
showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, then
sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them.
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He
showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, then
sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them.
10.You attempt to explain entropy to strangers at the table
during a casual dinner conversation
One day, Charlie Brown was quizzing Snoopy on how much he knew
about the Bible.
“Who created the earth in 6 days?” Charlie Brown asked Snoopy.
One day, Charlie Brown was quizzing Snoopy on how much he knew
about the Bible.
“Who created the earth in 6 days?” Charlie Brown asked Snoopy.
If Santa answered his mail honestly…
Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv bena gud boy all
yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy
A seventy-five year old guy, his hair is completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant. Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, “Well, how’d I do?”
Dear Abby,