Posts Tagged ‘funny jokes’

funny detective jokes, Entire career

Monday, March 1st, 2010

 
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He
showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, then
sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them.

funny jokes, top 10 signs you are a chem engineer:

Monday, March 1st, 2010

10.You attempt to explain entropy to strangers at the table
during a casual dinner conversation

funny jokes, Snoopy on the Bible

Friday, February 26th, 2010

One day, Charlie Brown was quizzing Snoopy on how much he knew
about the Bible.

“Who created the earth in 6 days?” Charlie Brown asked Snoopy.

funny jokes, Snoopy on the Bible

Friday, February 26th, 2010

One day, Charlie Brown was quizzing Snoopy on how much he knew
about the Bible.

“Who created the earth in 6 days?” Charlie Brown asked Snoopy.

funny jokes, Mickey and Minnie in Divorce Court

Friday, February 26th, 2010

 

funny santa banta jokes, Dear Santa

Friday, February 26th, 2010

If Santa answered his mail honestly…
Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv bena gud boy all
yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy

funny jokes, funny stupid jokes, Jack and Jill (version 2)

Friday, February 26th, 2010

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun.
but stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son.

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funny jokes, The Chinese Tourist

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

 

funny husband wife jokes, funny jokes, Snow on the roof

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

A seventy-five year old guy, his hair is completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant. Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, “Well, how’d I do?”

funny letter, funny jokes, Dear Abby

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Dear Abby,