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Sunday, October 4th, 2009Funny Joke Of The Day – Problem Solved
Sunday, October 4th, 2009Problem Solved?
A carpet installer was laying new living room carpeting in a large mansion. After laboriously pulling, stretching, and tacking the carpet, he finally finished, and gratefully sat back to enjoy a cigarette.
Funny Jokes – Great Steaks
Sunday, October 4th, 2009Great Steaks
Funny Golf Jokes, Golfer Jokes – Doctor, Priest And Lawyer
Saturday, October 3rd, 2009A priest, a doctor and a lawyer are stuck behind a particularly slow groups of golfers. After three holes, they complain to the club secretary.
“Sorry, chaps, that’s a group of blind firemen,” he explains, “they lost their sight saving our clubhouse from burning down last year, so we let them play here for free any time they want.”
“That’s so sad,” says the priest, “I’ll say a prayer for them tonight.”
“Good idea,” says the doctor, “I’ll contact my ophthalmologist friend and see if there’s anything he can do.”
“That’s all very well,” says the lawyer, “but why can’t they play at night?”
Very Funny Jokes – Make way for fools
Sunday, September 27th, 2009Make way for fools
A professor is walking along a very narrow street when he comes face to face with a
rival. The street is too narrow for two people to pass. The rival pulls himself up to his
full height, says sarcastically, “I never make way for fools!”
Smiling, the professor steps and says, “O, I always do!”
Crazy jokes, Funny crazy jokes – what’s the time?
Friday, September 25th, 2009What is the time?
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.
Funny farmer jokes – Horse pulls the car
Sunday, September 20th, 2009Horse pulls the car
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.
Funny movie facts, awesome movie jokes – 36 things common in most movies
Monday, September 14th, 2009# During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
# When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
Funny Gopal Bhar Jokes, Bangla Gopal Bhar Jokes, Bengali Jokes
Saturday, September 12th, 2009
Gopal Bhar, Funny bengali jokes
Funny wife jokes, millionaire jokes, billionaire jokes
Thursday, September 10th, 2009Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
(4.00 out of 5)
