Once a captain on his ship was disturbed by his assistant telling him, “Sir! Sir! There are 5 enemy ships on the horizon.”
Posts Tagged ‘funny jokes’
Funny jokes, Ship jokes, Captain jokes, Battle jokes – Prepare for battle
Monday, October 26th, 2009Clean funny jokes, very funny jokes – The hypnotist
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill.
People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
Funny religious jokes – A faithful woman
Sunday, October 11th, 2009A very faithful woman
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!”
Funny jokes, Doctor Patient jokes – Who wants to live forever?
Sunday, October 11th, 2009Who wants to live forever?
A Doctor asks his patient, “Do you like to drink, smoke, and play around with women?”
“Yes,” replies the patient.
“You should abstain.” Says the Doc. “And do you like eat steak chips?”
“Yes,” says the patient.
“You should cut back and only do it with moderation,” says the doc.
“If I do all that will I live longer?” asks the patient.
“Nope,” replies the doc “but it’ll seem a lot longer.”
Really funny jokes-To see a Baseball game
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
Kids jokes-For the Sick
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
Funny jokes-Immigrants
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
Japanese jokes, Very Funny Jokes – Made In Japan
Monday, October 5th, 2009Made in Japan
A Japanese tourist hails a taxi at Heathrow Airport London and asks to be taken across London to the city.
On the way the tourist sees a Toyota car and shouts, “Oh! TOYOTA! Made in Japan. Very fast.”
Next he sees a Nissan car and shouts, “Oh! NISSAN! Made in Japan. Very fast.”
Next he sees a Mitsubishi car and shouts, “Oh! MITSUBISHI! Made in Japan. Very fast.”
Well the London cap driver is getting a little miffed that so many Japanese made cars are passing his 100% British London cab. So he finally gets to the city stops, he’s feeling glad that he’ll soon be seeing the back of the guy. He points at the meter and says, “That’ll be 100 pounds please mate.”
“100 pounds, but it was a very short a ride! Why so much?”
“Taxi Meter,” says the cabby, “Made in Japan. Very fast!”
Funny Cowboy Jokes – Cowboy and Biker
Monday, October 5th, 2009A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “Ah shore do, wardn. Ahd be mighty grateful ifn yood play Achy Breaky Heart fur me bahfore ah hafta go.”"Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that,” says the warden. He turns to the biker, “And you, biker, whats your last request?”"That you kill me first.”
Funny Baseball Jokes, Hilarious Baseball Jokes
Sunday, October 4th, 2009You’re a real baseball fanatic if you think the last words to the Star
Spangled Banner are: “Play Ball!”
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