A seventy-five year old guy, his hair is completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant. Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, “Well, how’d I do?”
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Thursday, February 25th, 2010funny husband wife jokes, funny couple jokes
Monday, February 22nd, 2010
funny husband wife jokes, funny couple jokes, The Perfect Couple
Monday, February 8th, 2010Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
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Saturday, December 26th, 20091. Don’t imagine you can change a man –
unless he’s in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
You shut the door.
funny jokes, hilarious relation jokes, Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
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