The skunk
An American couple are driving in the country when they see a wounded skunk by the
side of the road. They stop and the woman gets out to help it. She picks it up and brings
it into the car.
“Look,” she says, “it’s shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?”
“Put it between your legs,” replies the prank.com/category/husband-wife-jokes”title=”Husband wife jokes” >husband “and cover it over with your skirt.”
“But what about the smell?” protests the wife.
“Don’t worry about that,” replies the husband, “Just hold its nose.”

(4.67 out of 5)
(4.00 out of 5)