Posts Tagged ‘couple jokes’

Very funny jokes, American couple jokes – the skunk

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

The skunk
An American couple are driving in the country when they see a wounded skunk by the
side of the road. They stop and the woman gets out to help it. She picks it up and brings
it into the car.
“Look,” she says, “it’s shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?”
“Put it between your legs,” replies the prank.com/category/husband-wife-jokes”title=”Husband wife jokes” >husband “and cover it over with your skirt.”
“But what about the smell?” protests the wife.
“Don’t worry about that,” replies the husband, “Just hold its nose.”

Funny couple jokes, funny husband wife jokes, funny jokes : Relatives

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Relatives
A married couple have been driving in the country without speaking for half an hour, an earlier argument having led to the frosty atmosphere.
As they pass a field full of pigs, the prank.com/category/husband-wife-jokes”title=”Husband wife jokes” >husband sarcastically asks, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replies, “In-laws.”