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A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull.
“It’s the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it.”
Two dogs
A girl is visiting a blonde friend that’s just bought two new dogs.
“What are their names?” asks the girl.
“Rolex and Timex,” says the blonde.
“They’re a couple of unusual names. Why did you call them that?”
“Because,” says the blonde, “They’re watch dogs!”
Q: What’s the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend?
A: You get to park in handicapped zones.
The Cheeky fireman
A cheeky fireman reaches a third story window with his ladder. When he looks in the window he sees a beautiful young blonde in a negligee.
“Don’t be afraid,” says the fireman “I’ve saved lots of pregnant woman.”
“I’m not pregnant!” shouts the girl.
“Yea, And you’re not saved yet.” Replies the fireman.
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