Posts Tagged ‘Animal’

Funny Rancher Jokes, Bulls And Cows jokes

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

A rancher needs a bull to service his cows

Funny Dog Jokes, Animal Jokes On Dog

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

Why it’s nice to be a dog…

No one expects you to take a bath every day.

Funny farmer jokes – Horse pulls the car

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Horse pulls the car
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

Funny animal jokes – Horses at the race

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Horses at the Race
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, ”All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do that, you’ll be fine.”

Funny Classroom Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Medical Student jokes : Life is tougher for stupid students

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

A classroom full of first year Veterinary students were participating in their first day of anatomy class. For the lecture, the professor begins by unveiling a dead cow under a white sheet laying on an operating table.