– You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close.
– Your potted plants stay alive.
– You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill.
– Your friends’ hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces.
– You attend parties that the police don’t raid.
– You’re not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking.
– You refer to college students as “those kids.”
– You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just beer, beer and beer.
– You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza.
– At 6 a.m., you’re putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out.
– Naps are no longer weekday options.
– Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy.
– Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato chips.
– You leave parties because you have a busy day tomorrow, not because the EMS guy has strapped you down.
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