A witch joke
Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive?
The witch!
A witch joke
What is a witches favourite magazine?
The witch report!
Scary jokes for kids, Halloween jokes for kids, Funny Kids jokes
October 14th, 2009Funny religious jokes – A faithful woman
October 11th, 2009A very faithful woman
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!”
Funny jokes, Doctor Patient jokes – Who wants to live forever?
October 11th, 2009Who wants to live forever?
A Doctor asks his patient, “Do you like to drink, smoke, and play around with women?”
“Yes,” replies the patient.
“You should abstain.” Says the Doc. “And do you like eat steak chips?”
“Yes,” says the patient.
“You should cut back and only do it with moderation,” says the doc.
“If I do all that will I live longer?” asks the patient.
“Nope,” replies the doc “but it’ll seem a lot longer.”
Cowboy jokes, Indian jokes, Funny jokes – Cowboy and Indian
October 9th, 2009Bad Drums
Two cowboys are riding along a trail in the mountains when they suddenly hear tom toms beating very close by.
“Oh! That doesn’t sound good,” says one cowboy to his pal.
As soon as the words are spoken, an Indian jumps out from behind a tree and says, “Yeah well, our regular drummer is off sick.”
A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller
October 8th, 2009There’s a woman that has a big problem when it came to farting. She farts all the time, yet is never able to smell or hear them. So one day she decides to go to the doctor about the problem. She tells him how she is always leaving these long, hard farts that she can never smell or hear. The doctor thinks about it and sends her home with some pills, telling her to come back a week later.
Really funny jokes-To see a Baseball game
October 7th, 2009
Hilarious short jokes-Mr. Softy
October 7th, 2009
Kids jokes-For the Sick
October 7th, 2009
Funny jokes-Immigrants
October 7th, 2009
Very funny jokes, American couple jokes – the skunk
October 7th, 2009The skunk
An American couple are driving in the country when they see a wounded skunk by the
side of the road. They stop and the woman gets out to help it. She picks it up and brings
it into the car.
“Look,” she says, “it’s shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?”
“Put it between your legs,” replies the husband “and cover it over with your skirt.”
“But what about the smell?” protests the wife.
“Don’t worry about that,” replies the husband, “Just hold its nose.”
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