A good Hasidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. They call a shadchen (match-maker) and ask her to find their son a good wife.
The shadchen comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife and daughter-in- law. They give him a long shopping list of requirements.
The matchmaker takes a long time looking, and finally asks to visit the family again.
She then tells them of a wonderful woman she has found. She says she’s just the right age for the son. She keeps a Kosher kitchen. She regularly attends synagogue and knows the prayers by heart. She is a wonderful cook and housekeeper. She loves children and wants a large family. And, to crown it all off, she’s gorgeous.
After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.
But the son pauses and states, “I don’t know. Our sex life will be very important to me. Go and ask her if I can have a sample or two before making a final decision.”
The shadchen returns later with an answer. “I’m sorry, but she says she doesn’t give samples. But she says she would be happy to give you several references.”
The shadchen comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife and daughter-in- law. They give him a long shopping list of requirements.
The matchmaker takes a long time looking, and finally asks to visit the family again.
She then tells them of a wonderful woman she has found. She says she’s just the right age for the son. She keeps a Kosher kitchen. She regularly attends synagogue and knows the prayers by heart. She is a wonderful cook and housekeeper. She loves children and wants a large family. And, to crown it all off, she’s gorgeous.
After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.
But the son pauses and states, “I don’t know. Our sex life will be very important to me. Go and ask her if I can have a sample or two before making a final decision.”
The shadchen returns later with an answer. “I’m sorry, but she says she doesn’t give samples. But she says she would be happy to give you several references.”
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