1.Knock Knock
Who is there?
Turner
Turner Who?
Turn around there is a pirate behind you.
2.How much money did the pirate pay to get his ear pierced?
A Buck An Ear !
4.Teacher:
How do you spell galleon?
Fred:
Well if you don’t know how would I know.
5.What do you call a happy flag
A Jolly Roger
6.What did Captain Hook want for his pudding?
Peter Pancake.
Kid Pirate Joke created by Dad
7.Which bell can fly?
Tinkerbell.
8.What treasure do pirates like to eat?
A Bounty.
9.What hook can’t you hang your clothes on?
Captain Hook
Kid Pirate Theme Kid Joke created by Auntie Frenella
10.What dit the pirate cowboy wear on his head?
A ten Galleon Hat.
