funny kids pirate jokes, short kids pirate jokes

1.Knock Knock
Who is there?
Turner
Turner Who?
Turn around there is a pirate behind you.

2.How much money did the pirate pay to get his ear pierced?
A Buck An Ear !

4.Teacher:
How do you spell galleon?
Fred:
Well if you don’t know how would I know.

5.What do you call a happy flag
A Jolly Roger

6.What did Captain Hook want for his pudding?
Peter Pancake.
Kid Pirate Joke created by Dad

7.Which bell can fly?
Tinkerbell.

8.What treasure do pirates like to eat?
A Bounty.

9.What hook can’t you hang your clothes on?
Captain Hook
Kid Pirate Theme Kid Joke created by Auntie Frenella

10.What dit the pirate cowboy wear on his head?
A ten Galleon Hat.



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