Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?
Neither has he!
How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?
Blind date.
Q: How do you break Steve Wonder’s neck?
A: Speed up the music.
Q: What goes ring-ring, ring-ring, ring- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
A: Stevie Wonder answering the iron
Q: Why does Stevie Wonder shake his head when he sings?
A: Because he can’t find the microphone.
Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the best book he’d ever read!
Stevie Wonder had just played an amazing gig and the crowd were so ecstatic that he asked for requests.
A guy shouts “Play a jazz chord” (or that’s what it sounded like to Stevie because the crowd was so loud.)
So Stevie plays a ten minute solo on the keyboard and the crowd goes wild.
The same guy says “Play a jazz chord!” again and Stevie did yet another jazzy number. After that the same guy AGAIN requests a “A jazz chord!”- tired of this Stevie says “Do it yourself!”
The guy gets on stage and sings “I just called to say I love you”…
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