Cannibal Joke 1
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.
Cannibal Joke 2
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle’s wife? He was an aunteater.
Cannibal Joke 3
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Cannibal Joke 4
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
Cannibal Joke 5
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
Cannibal Joke 6
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
Cannibal Joke 7
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.
Cannibal Joke 8
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
Cannibal Joke 9
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
Cannibal Joke 10
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn’t eat another mortal.
