Silly Kids Jokes & Funny kids jokes
Q: What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?
A: ‘B’, because it makes oil…Boil!
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Q: What’s the last thing you take off, before you go to bed?
A:Your feet off the floor!
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Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
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Q: Why won’t a bicycle stand up when it’s not moving?
A: It’s too tired.
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Q: What did the beach say as the tide came in?
A: “Long time, no sea”.
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Q: Who can shave six times a day, and still have a full beard?
A: A barber.
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Q: How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
A: You Pokemon! (poke-him-on)
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Q: What goes up, but never comes down?
A: Your age!
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Q: What has lots teeth, but cannot chew?
A: A Comb!
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Q: What is a Boxer’s favorite car?
A: A Punch-Buggy.
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Q: What Sport do Hairdressers Love the Most?
A: ‘Curling’
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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 789.
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Q: Why does Peter Pan always fly?
A: Because he can ‘Neverland’.
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Q: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
A: Bored – (Board )
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Q: Why did the gardener plant his money?
A: He wanted the soil to be rich.
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Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at sports?
A: Because she has a pumpkin for a coach, and she runs away from the ball.
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Q: What did one angel say to the other angel?
A: “Halo.”
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Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos weren’t ready?
A: “Some day my prints will come.”
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