What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan !
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
We had grandma for Christmas dinner ?
Really, we had turkey !
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y !
| What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake Tarzipan ! |
| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else ! |
| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours ! |
| Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey – he’s always stuffed ! |
| What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey ! |
| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth ! |
| We had grandma for Christmas dinner ? Really, we had turkey ! |
| Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ? You get tinsel-itus ! |
| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y ! |
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