You’re a real baseball fanatic if you think the last words to the Star
Spangled Banner are: “Play Ball!”
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Q: Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games?
A: Because he gets to see some balls.
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The difference between politics and baseball is that in baseball, when
you’re caught stealing, you’re out….
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Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are in a bar. A pretty woman walks by
and Boggs says, “I’m going to ask her out.”
Garvey replied, “You can’t do that, she’s carrying my baby.”
To which Rose added, “You wanna bet?”
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