Randy, a Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Glen, an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, ‘Oh yeah. We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.’
Funny Australian Jokes: An American Goes To Australia
August 23rd, 2010Funny picture, hilarious picture: Fat man jokes cartoon pics, pant photo
June 11th, 2010
Genie Lamp in Desert Island jokes, Funny Jokes
June 1st, 2010Three guys are stuck on a deserted island, when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. He picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pops out. The genie looks at the three guys and says: “I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish.” Well, the first guy is sick and tired of being on the island, so he wishes to go back home. POOF!!! He disappears. The second one said he, too, is tired of the island, and wishes to go home. POOF!!! He too disappears. The genie then turns to the last guy and asks him what his wish is. “Gee,” he says,” I’m awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my friends were still here!”
Funny jokes, Funny short jokes, Too much to eat!
May 14th, 2010Banta went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals.
“Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8,” explained the clerk.
“Look here,” inquired Banta in surprise, “When am I going to get time to see the city?”
Funny golf jokes, Too close!
May 13th, 2010Tim and Joe finished their weekly round of golf with Tim pulling out his typical victory, although not by the customary wide margin. Even though the match was unusually close, Joe seemed more upset than usual by the outcome.
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