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Thursday, May 10th, 2012
Santa: Why didn”t you marry?
Banta: I was searching for an ideal match.
Santa: So, you didn”t find an ideal girl?
Banta: I found one.
Santa: Then?
Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match. Read more... (138 words, estimated 33 secs reading time)
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Thursday, January 19th, 2012
A Sardar was down on his luck. In order to raise some money, he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. Read more... (172 words, estimated 41 secs reading time)
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Sunday, October 23rd, 2011
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Santa Singh: Bad.
Interviewer: Come.
Santa Singh: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly.
Santa Singh: Pichlli.
Interviewer: U G L Y?
Santa Singh: PICHLLY !!!!!!! Read more... (54 words, estimated 13 secs reading time)
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Monday, April 26th, 2010
Santa: Maine tujhe khat likha phir bhi tu meri shaadi pe kyu nahi aya?
Banta: Mujhe khat nahi mila! Read more... (46 words, estimated 11 secs reading time)
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Thursday, April 1st, 2010
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Monday, March 29th, 2010
Banta in a very maross mood tells Santa that his buffalo is ill. He enquires from Santa, “that wasn`t his buffalo also down with the same illness last year?”
Santa replies in the affirmative. Banta asks for the medication used by Santa. Santa tells him that he gave 250 gms of opium to it.
Banta goes home and gives 250 gms of opium to his ailing buffalo. The next day, he met Santa and told him that his buffalo died.
Santa tells Banta that it isn`t surprising, because even his buffalo died after taking the opium.
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Saturday, March 20th, 2010
Santa and Banta had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives.
Finally Santa invited Banta to visit him in his new apartment. “I got a wife and two kids and I`d love to have you visit us.”
Banta, “Great. Where do you live?”
Santa, “Here`s the address. And there`s plenty of parking behind the apartment. Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my name on the door. Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I`ll let you in.” “Good. But tell me…what is all this business of kicking the front door open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?”, asks Banta.
“Surely, you`re not coming empty-handed!”
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Friday, February 26th, 2010
If Santa answered his mail honestly…
Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv bena gud boy all
yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy Read more... (127 words, estimated 30 secs reading time)
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Sunday, February 21st, 2010
Santa thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday and, also, their anniversary. Read more... (99 words, estimated 24 secs reading time)
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