Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,”
little Timothy wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”
Archive for the ‘Funny Everything’ Category
Short Thanksgiving jokes, Funny Thanksgiving Day jokes, Clean hilarious Thanksgiving jokes
Sunday, November 15th, 2009Funny turkey jokes on Thanksgiving – 6 legged turkey
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.
Short funny jokes, short police jokes – call for backup
Friday, November 6th, 2009
A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He answered, “Call for backup.”
Redhead jokes, funny clean readhead jokes – Glass Eye
Sunday, November 1st, 2009A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Clean funny jokes, blonde brunette jokes – Telegram
Thursday, October 29th, 2009A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull.
“It’s the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it.”
Funny jokes, Ship jokes, Captain jokes, Battle jokes – Prepare for battle
Monday, October 26th, 2009Once a captain on his ship was disturbed by his assistant telling him, “Sir! Sir! There are 5 enemy ships on the horizon.”
Cool Halloween Pranks – Funny but decent home pranks
Friday, October 23rd, 2009Watch out these funny Halloween pranks. Cool and decent home pranks on Halloween. Enjoy and have laugh.
Hilarious Japanese Pranks, Funniest Pranks That’ll make you laugh
Friday, October 23rd, 2009Watch out these funniest pranks played on the public. These pranks are so funny that you’ll automatically laugh out loud. Hilarious Japanese pranks for your fun.
Clean funny jokes, very funny jokes – The hypnotist
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill.
People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
Halloween jokes for kids, Scary jokes for Kids, Funny Kids jokes
Saturday, October 17th, 2009A ghost joke
This woman wanted to marry a ghost. I don’t know what possessed her!
A witch joke
Have you heard about the good weather witch?
She’s forecasting sunny spells!
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