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A guy walks into a funny.jokesprank.com/category/funnyjokes”title=”Funny jokes” >funny.jokesprank.com/category/bar-jokes”title=”Bar jokes” >bar.

Guy: "Hey, barkeeper, give me a beer."

Barkeeper: "Tell you what, if you can make that horse out there laugh, I will give you a free beer and 0."

So the guy walks outside and whispers to the horse. The horse laughs. The guy walks back in.

Guy: "Where's my 0 and free beer?"

Barkeeper: "Alright, double or nothing says you can't make that horse cry."

The guy walks outside again. The barkeep chuckles to himself as he's cleaning a glass and misses what the guy does, but he hears the horse crying. The guy comes back in.

Guy: "Alright, where's my 00 and two free beers?"

Barkeeper: "What did you say to make the horse laugh?"

Guy : "I told him I have a bigger penis than him."

Barkeeper: "What did you do to make him cry?"

Guy: "I showed him."

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