Air France
U.S. UPSET THAT FRENCH RELEASED AIRLINE PASSENGERS WITHOUT PROBABLE CAUSE
Should Have Detained Passengers A Year Or Two, Says Ashcroft
John Ashcroft and other high ranking Bush Administration
officials said the French were “soft on terror” after they
released all the passengers booked on six Air France flights
to Los Angeles after a mere ten hours. Authorities believed
that some of the passengers may have had links to al Qaeda
and may have had plans to do something in the future to
someone or something somewhere.
“This is not the way we deal with terrorists in the United
States,” said Ashcroft. “If you’re serious, you detain
everybody for at least a year.”
Andy Card agreed. “The French had no reason to believe
that any of those passengers was not connected to
terrorism, but still they just let them march right out of
custody and back to their lives and families. Pathetic.”
“I guess it must be a froggy thing,” said Ashcroft.
At first officials suspected that those who showed up to
board the flight could be terrorists, but they now suspect
that those who did not show up to take the flight could
be terrorists.
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