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There’s a woman that has a big problem when it came to farting. She farts all the time, yet is never able to smell or hear them. So one day she decides to go to the doctor about the problem. She tells him how she is always leaving these long, hard farts that she can never smell or hear. The doctor thinks about it and sends her home with some pills, telling her to come back a week later.
The skunk
An American couple are driving in the country when they see a wounded skunk by the
side of the road. They stop and the woman gets out to help it. She picks it up and brings
it into the car.
“Look,” she says, “it’s shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?”
“Put it between your legs,” replies the husband “and cover it over with your skirt.”
“But what about the smell?” protests the wife.
“Don’t worry about that,” replies the husband, “Just hold its nose.”
Made in Japan
A Japanese tourist hails a taxi at Heathrow Airport London and asks to be taken across London to the city.
On the way the tourist sees a Toyota car and shouts, “Oh! TOYOTA! Made in Japan. Very fast.”
Next he sees a Nissan car and shouts, “Oh! NISSAN! Made in Japan. Very fast.”
Next he sees a Mitsubishi car and shouts, “Oh! MITSUBISHI! Made in Japan. Very fast.”
Well the London cap driver is getting a little miffed that so many Japanese made cars are passing his 100% British London cab. So he finally gets to the city stops, he’s feeling glad that he’ll soon be seeing the back of the guy. He points at the meter and says, “That’ll be 100 pounds please mate.”
“100 pounds, but it was a very short a ride! Why so much?”
“Taxi Meter,” says the cabby, “Made in Japan. Very fast!”
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