Mary : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter: A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
funny short jokes, Pretty Ugly
February 8th, 2010funny husband wife jokes, funny couple jokes, The Perfect Couple
February 8th, 2010Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
funny silly jokes, funny very short jokes
February 3rd, 201012 Inches Nose
Q. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot!
funny exam jokes, funny jokes, I Won’t Revise
February 3rd, 2010At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision guide,
But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,
And I grew strong,
And I learned I could scrape along,
I won’t look back, to any place,
When I can swallow 15 cans and get completely off my face,
I would have revised by the clock,
I would have had no spare time free,
If I’d thought for just one second my exams would bother me,
funny Ant jokes, funny animal jokes
February 2nd, 2010Alone Ant
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?
An independant !
Greedy Ant
funny again Batman jokes, funny Batman one liner
February 1st, 2010Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: None. They like the dark.
Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?
funny short Batman and Robbin jokes, Batman and Robin VS a Train
February 1st, 2010What happened to Batman and Robin when they got hit by a train? They became Flatman and Ribbon!
funny begar jokes, funny jokes, Buying E-beg.com
January 30th, 2010A poor, downtrodden beggar stands on the street, not having much luck. Exasperated and hungry he decides to make a sign, and hastily scrawls the word “Beg” on a piece of cardboard.
Hardly anyone pays him and his new sign any mind. A few passers-by drop him a couple of pennies.
Suddenly, he gets an idea. He picks up his sign and to the word “Beg,” he adds “.com.”
From around the corner, two venture capitalists appear, tripping over themselves to be the first to hand him a quarter of a million dollars.
Pleased with his new-found wealth, the beggar decides to go one better. Flipping his cardboard sign over, he writes “e-Beg.”
Immediately, Jerry Yang and Bill Gates pull up in limousines and ask to buy him out.
funny jokes on globe, funny globalization jokes, Globalization!
January 30th, 2010Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates’s technology, and you’re probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
That, my friends, is Globalization!!
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